This is not one of those articles to be clever and find new ways to serve up the classic beverages. Hell no. Nobody really gives a shit about how fancy you are. People get together to be together. So we’re getting right down to business here. Margaritas and beer. Hopefully, a lot of it.
On Saturday we have the widely celebrated Kentucky Derby. This has become an American tradition to wear outlandish hats and say pretentious things like home stretch, dark horse, front runner, in the running, hands-down favorite, win-place-or-show, etc. You almost need to have libations to get on board with all of this and maintain your composure. Let’s not even get into the whole gambling aspect.
Sunday brings the much anticipated Cinco de Mayo. Contrary to popular belief, this is also more an American holiday* than a Mexican one. Margaritas are generally the go-to beverage, and Mexican food is a given. And the beer! Corona, Dos Equis, Sol, Modelo, Estrella, the list goes on. Really, that is cause enough for celebration.
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While you’re at it, think past the derby and the holiday and consider stocking up on liquors running low. Be savvy and stock up when you hit the savings jackpot.
*May 5, 1862 is the day the Mexican army won an unlikely victory over the Napoleon III’s forces. The celebration of the Battle of Puebla should not be confused with the actual Mexican Independence Day which is recognized as September 16.